Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Witch's Hat - Spooky Wine Bottle Stopper $9.95	Great Vocab Didn't Save The Thesaurus From Extinction T-shirt - $14.95	Venus - Wall Clock $19.95	Miss Behaves - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95
Skeleton Key Necklace $9.95	Io - Wall Clock $19.95	Elemental Silver Surfer T-shirt - $14.95	You Might Be a Democrat - Hand Sanitizer $8.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Tattoupees $6.95

You Are What You Eat (Apple) T-shirt - $14.95

Sunny Side Up Hot and Cold Pack $4.95

EvoluTRON T-shirt - $14.95

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BaZnGa T-shirt - $14.95

Creepy Horse Man - Dashboard Wiggler $7.45

Battle Damage T-shirt - $14.95

Chemical Avengers T-shirt - $14.95

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Holographic Skull - Party Glasses $6.95

Skellington Skull and Crossbones Glass $23.95

EvoluTRON T-shirt - $14.95

Clink! Ball Game Glass $19.95

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Cupcake Pen $3.95

Ketchup & Mustard Hot Diggity - Salt & Pepper Shakers $10.95

Animal Pen - Cow $4.95

Rudolph Plush $11.95

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Gingerbread Zombie Cat - Christmas Ornament $9.95

Zombie Nation T-shirt - $19.95

Zombie Juice Water Bottle $11.95

Brain Pops $2.95

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Money is the Root of All Evil T-shirt - $14.95

Wrapped in Bacon T-shirt - $14.95

Yippie Ki Yay T-shirt - $14.95

Peanut Butter Jellyfish T-shirt - $14.95

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Spider-Man Spider Sense - Tin Lunch Box $9.45

Fireman - Air Hedz $11.95

Crayums - Ketchup & Mustard Crayon Dispensers $12.45

Black Ant $9.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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