Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Mustache Bottle Opener $9.95	Mercury - Wall Clock $19.95	Pirate Skull Door Knocker $24.95	Anatomical Heart Pencil Holder $19.95
Cthulhu Tentacle Bottle Opener $12.95	Warning Zombies Inside - Removable Wall Decals $19.95	Zombie Back Scratcher $29.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Gravy Candy $5.95

Fleur De Lis Push Pins $11.95

Vader's Little Princess $14.95

Starry Night Socks $8.95

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Storm Neon Candy Trooper T-shirt - $14.95

Zombie Keychain $11.95

Flower Power Emery Board $2.45

Zombie Back Scratcher $29.95

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Death Mints $2.45

Captain America Laplander Hat $19.95

Batman 3D Bookmark $7.45

Grill Sergeant BBQ Apron $19.95

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Owl Backpack $23.95

Intestine Plush $17.95

Protected by Ninja Kitty T-shirt - $14.95

Pluto: Proof That Size Matters T-shirt - $14.95

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Zombie Mints $2.45

Almost Zombie T-shirt - $14.95

Horde of Dead Things: The Tomb Towers Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

Zombie Teeth $8.95

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Discombobulate T-shirt - $14.95

I Washed My hands for This? - Blue T-shirt - $14.95

Bug or Feature? T-shirt - $14.95

Right/Wrong T-shirt - $14.95

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Pig - Reusable Tote Bag $4.95

Fluffy Buffy - Snuggle Backpack $29.95

Well It's Not Going To Change Itself $8.95

Owl Backpack $23.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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