Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Zombie Stocking - Christmas Ornament $12.95	Miss Behaves - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95	Pickle Letter Opener $9.95	Battle Damage T-shirt - $14.95
My Bowling Family - Family Car Stickers $9.95	Pirate Skull Grenade - Ring Holder $14.95	Nitroglycerin - Hand Sanitizer $8.95	You Might Be a Democrat - Hand Sanitizer $8.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Teatanic - Tea Infuser $9.95

Buddha Wallet $17.95

Chipmunk and Acorn - Salt & Pepper Shakers $14.95

Hello Kitty Glitter Convertible Clutch $47.95

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LED Tweezers $9.95

The Wocka Wocka-ing Dead T-shirt - $14.95

Shakespearean Insult Bandages $4.95

Battle Damage T-shirt - $14.95

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Arch Enemy T-shirt - $14.95

Teatanic - Tea Infuser $9.95

Buddha Wallet $17.95

Ketchup and Mustard - Salt & Pepper Shakers $19.95

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Hello Kitty White Face Shoulder Bag $74.95

Giant Googly Eyes $6.95

Funshine Bear - Care Bear Beach Wear Plush $11.95

Hello Kitty Candy Mascot $4.95

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Zombie Love Brains T-shirt - $14.95

Zombie Stocking - Christmas Ornament $12.95

Indiana Bones 4 Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

Disco Zombie - POP! Vinyl Figure $10.45

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My Monster Family - Family Car Stickers $9.95

Love Lifts All Things T-shirt - $14.95

No Smoking Advice to a Caterpillar T-shirt - $14.95

The Laundry is all Clean. NOBODY WEAR ANYTHING. T-shirt - $14.95

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Little Pirate $8.95

Dream Big - Olivia Purse-Style Tin Box $9.45

Stay Puft - Mini Talking Plush Keychain Reg. $9.95 On Sale $7.96 (Save 20%)

Bites & Pieces Crust Cutter $8.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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