Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Miss Understood - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95	Tentacle Letter Opener $9.95	Cthulhu Tentacle Bottle Opener $12.95	Mmm ... Pi T-Shirt T-shirt - $14.95
My Tennis Family - Family Car Stickers $9.95	Pirate Skull Door Knocker $24.95	Zombie Clock $39.95	You Might Be a Democrat - Hand Sanitizer $8.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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White Russian T-shirt - $14.95

Hungry Beaver T-shirt - $14.95

Paternity Test T-shirt - $14.95

Rainbow Dash - My Little Pony Knee Socks $12.95

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Pedobear Free Hugs T-shirt - $14.95

Chemical Avengers T-shirt - $14.95

Zombie Finger Keychain $11.95

Sloth Socks $8.95

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Dorothy - Be The Character Apron $20.95

Anti-Zombie Marine Unit T-shirt - $14.95

CrocoGator Pen $7.95

Owl Letter Opener $9.95

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More Awesome Than A Double Rainbow T-shirt - $14.95

Strike a Pose T-shirt - $14.95

Llama Llama Red Pajama - Zoobies Storytime Pal $39.95

Cherry Oven Mitt $9.95

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Beauty and the Feast Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

Zombie Wars - Return from the Grave Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

Zombie Santa Claus - Christmas Ornament $14.95

Zombie Feet Sandals $14.95

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To Understand Recursion, First You Have to Understand Recursion T-shirt - $14.95

Mmm ... Pi T-Shirt T-shirt - $14.95

White Russian T-shirt - $14.95

Love Machine T-shirt - $14.95

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Soft Kitty Face - Baby Snapsuit $18.95

Llama Llama Red Pajama - Zoobies Storytime Pal $39.95

Penguin with Bowtie - Reusable Tote Bag $4.95

Construction Utensils - Me Time $7.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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