Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Gingerbread Zombie Dad - Christmas Ornament $9.95	Pumpkin - Spooky Wine Bottle Stopper $9.95	Nitroglycerin - Hand Sanitizer $8.95	Mustache Bottle Opener $9.95
My Zombie Family (Series 2) - Family Car Stickers $9.95	Bacon Letter Opener $9.95	Squid Blade $14.95	You Might Be a Republican - Hand Sanitizer $8.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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What Do You Want To Do Tonight? T-shirt - $14.95

Hungry Beaver T-shirt - $14.95

Bunny - Cupcake Decorating Kit $6.95

T-Bone Steak Noteblock $9.95

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Zombie Bottle Opener $16.95

Higgs Boson Watch $39.95

Winter Is Coming T-shirt - $14.95

LED Tweezers $9.95

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LEGO Brick Alarm Clock $29.95

Alien Big Chap - Ice Tray $10.95

Skull - Spooky Sipper $3.95

Hulk - Dog Leash $17.95

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I Heart Nerds - Hello Kitty Scarf With Laplander Hat $39.95

Bunny - Cupcake Decorating Kit $6.95

Malibu Moe Snuggle Backpack $29.95

Cute But Psycho T-shirt - $14.95

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Zombie Bottle Opener $16.95

Fight of the Living Dead Club Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

Grosse Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

Zombie Hawkman Mask $54.95

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If At First You Don't Succeed ... Skydiving Isn't For You T-shirt - $14.95

I Used to Jog 5 Miles a Day Then I Found a Short Cut T-shirt - $14.95

Warning: Retiree T-shirt - $14.95

Dream Evil - Fredo & Pidjin T-shirt - $14.95

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Ladybug Zibbie $9.95

Oogie Boogie Plush $11.95

Junior Frog vs Fly - Vs. Mittens (Kids) $27.95

Faux Fur Bib $11.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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