Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Tombstone - Spooky Wine Bottle Stopper $9.95	My Cryptozoological Family - Family Car Stickers $9.95	When Worlds Collide T-shirt - $14.95	My Zombie Family (Series 2) - Family Car Stickers $9.95
You Might Be a Democrat - Hand Sanitizer $8.95	Bacon Letter Opener $9.95	Miss Behaves - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95	Miss Understood - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Hungry Beaver T-shirt - $14.95

Silver Skull - Foam Prop $24.95

Chicago Metro Cuff $36.95

Farting in the Elevator is Wrong on So Many Levels T-shirt - $14.95

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Bacon Mints $2.95

Dragon Egg T-shirt - $14.95

Freud Bar $4.95

Super Daft Bros T-shirt - $14.95

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Born in the Milky Way - Lactose Intolerant T-shirt - $14.95

Yummy Pockets - Ice Cream Sandwich $4.95

Toxic - ZombieZoo Plush $18.95

The Empire Strikes Back - Star Wars Tin Tote $14.95

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Egg Cell $8.95

Toxic - ZombieZoo Plush $18.95

Bolt-Bot - Cuddlebot Backpack $29.95

Totoro - Shoe Pencil Case $13.95

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Keep Calm and Kill Zombies - Refrigerator Magnet $3.95

Anti-Zombie Marine Unit T-shirt - $14.95

Retro Zombie Kitten T-shirt - $14.95

Zombie Girl Monitor Sitter $14.95

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Born in the Milky Way - Lactose Intolerant T-shirt - $14.95

So Irish My Liver Hurts T-shirt - $14.95

Village of the Darned T-shirt - $14.95

The Difference Between Biology, Chemistry and Physics T-shirt - $14.95

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Disco Zombie - POP! Vinyl Figure $10.45

Yeti Squishable $41.99

Lil' Vampire Pacifier $4.95

Bolt-Bot - Cuddlebot Backpack $29.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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