Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

You Might Be a Democrat - Hand Sanitizer $8.95	Owl Letter Opener $9.95	Pirate Clock $39.95	Zombie Candy Cane - Christmas Ornament $14.95
Tentacle Letter Opener $9.95	Longcat Monitor Sitter $11.95	Pirate Sundial & Compass $34.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Do Math Not Meth T-shirt - $14.95

Empire State Bullying T-shirt - $14.95

Wolverine vs. Magneto - Salt & Pepper Shakers $13.95

Spiked Ice Tray $9.95

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Cthulhu Mints $2.95

Shakespearean Insult Bandages $4.95

Higgs Boson Watch $39.95

Paris Metro Cuff $36.95

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Bacon Spatula Turner $9.95

Star Trek Issue 2 Mighty Wallet $14.95

Cleaner Than Shit - Liquid Hand Soap $9.45

Superman - Mighty Wallet $14.95

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Frog - Thermal Lunch Tote $7.00

Too Dog-Gone Cute - Magna-Frame $15.95

Narwhal Ring Holder $14.95

Totoro Face - Pencil Case $14.95

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Zombie Foot - Plants vs. Zombies Crew Socks $9.95

My Zombie Family (Series 2) - Family Car Stickers $9.95

Wrecks and the City Reg. $24.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 36%)

Gingerbread Zombie Dog - Christmas Ornament $9.95

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Do Math Not Meth T-shirt - $14.95

ROFLCOPTER Pilot T-shirt - $14.95

PhinisheD T-shirt - $14.95

Vandelay Industries T-shirt - $14.95

View more Funny T-Shirts | One Liners | Science T-Shirts | Mike Jacobsen T-Shirts

Wolf - Kid's Animal Scarf $23.95

Intestine Plush $17.95

Unicorn - Mini Squishable $19.49

Sandwich Shaper - Plane & Clouds $4.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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