Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Gingerbread Zombie - Christmas Ornament $9.95	Miss Understood - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95	Zombie Bird Feeder $49.95	Gingerbread Zombie Mom - Christmas Ornament $9.95
I Want To Believe, the Alien Version T-shirt - $14.95	Zombie Doorstop (Crawling) $19.95	Chemical Avengers T-shirt - $14.95	Zombie Back Scratcher $29.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Phrenology Head - Hinged Case $39.95

Buddha Wallet $17.95

Sweet Pops - Lip Gloss Trio $9.95

Sunglasses Bag Clips $7.95

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Cthulhu Mints $2.95

Zombie Back Scratcher $29.95

Snifty Scented Pen $2.45

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Cthulhu Mints $2.95

Astronaut Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream $4.45

Sonic Boom - Street Fighter Energy Drink $3.95

Hannah Arendt - Finger Puppet and Magnet $5.95

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Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic T-shirt - $14.95

LEGO Head Lamp - Policeman $14.95

Duck Lip Gloss $4.95

Kittykeys Key Covers $5.95

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Zombie Beer Pong T-shirt - $14.95

Zombie Mood Chart T-shirt - $14.95

Star Trap III - The Living Dead Search For Spock Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

Horde of Dead Things: The Tomb Towers Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

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Irish You Were Naked T-shirt - $14.95

I Didn't Do It ... And I'll Never Do It Again T-shirt - $14.95

Love (Fluorescent) T-shirt - $14.95

Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet T-shirt - $14.95

View more Funny T-Shirts | One Liners | Science T-Shirts | Mike Jacobsen T-Shirts

Captain Charlie - Hat and Beard $21.95

Lucy Goose - Rubber Baby Toy $17.95

Curious George - Zoobies Storytime Pal $34.95

Measles $8.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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