Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Miss Behaves - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95	Narwhal Ring Holder $14.95	Neatoramanaut - Moleskine Pocket Journals $5.95	Great Vocab Didn't Save The Thesaurus From Extinction T-shirt - $14.95
Pirate Skull Door Knocker $24.95	Miss Understood - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95	You Might Be a Republican - Hand Sanitizer $8.95	Zombie Bird Feeder $49.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Higgs Boson Watch $39.95

Pondering Fairy Figurine $27.95

SpongeBob Beanie Ballz Key Clip $3.95

Zombie Foot - Plants vs. Zombies Crew Socks $9.95

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Higgs Boson Watch $39.95

Murder Ink $7.95

Bacon Mints $2.95

Paris Metro Cuff $36.95

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Luchador Bottle Opener $6.95

Zombie Foot - Plants vs. Zombies Crew Socks $9.95

How To Speak Wookiee $16.95

Beer Socks $9.95

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Bunny - Picnic Pal Beanie $27.95

Red Tide $9.95

Hello Kitty Tote Bag - Raining Bows $44.95

Young Schroedinger T-shirt - $14.95

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Zombie Finger Letter Opener $9.95

Zombie Bird Feeder $49.95

Zombie Hawkman Mask $54.95

Lord of the Rotten: The Return from the Crypt Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

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Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-shirt - $14.95

What Happens At Grandma's T-shirt - $14.95

Way to Spice up a Meeting T-shirt - $14.95

When Everything Is Going Your Way T-shirt - $14.95

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Viper Nugget - Baby Snapsuit $17.95

Minnie Mouse Plush Backpack $15.95

Baby Duck Coat $29.95

Bunny - Picnic Pal Beanie $27.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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