Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Longcat Monitor Sitter $11.95	Chemical Romance T-shirt - $14.95	You Might Be a Republican - Hand Sanitizer $8.95	Zombie Bottle Opener $16.95
Silver Skull - Foam Prop $24.95	Tentacle Letter Opener $9.95	Pickle Letter Opener $9.95	Bone Keychain $9.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Breaking Bricks T-shirt - $14.95

We Follow You T-shirt - $14.95

Homo Novus Evolution T-shirt - $14.95

Mike and Celia - Salt & Pepper Shakers $14.95

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Cthulhu Mints $2.95

Iron - Chemical Avengers T-shirt - $14.95

Storm Neon Candy Trooper T-shirt - $14.95

The Ocarina of Time Travel T-shirt - $14.95

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Neatorama Metal T-shirt - $14.95

Louis Pasteur - Little Thinker Plush $16.95

We Follow You T-shirt - $14.95

Homo Novus Evolution T-shirt - $14.95

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Hello Kitty Sours $3.95

Frog Snuggle Sack and Cap $35.95

Rudolph Plush $11.95

Graduation Pen $2.95

View more Cute Items | Cupcakes | Owls | Mustaches

You're a Zombie, Chuck! T-shirt - $14.95

Zombie Beer Pong T-shirt - $14.95

Mummy and Deady - Salt & Pepper Shakers $11.95

I (Blood Splatter) Zombies T-shirt - $14.95

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I Heart Robots T-shirt - $14.95

I'm Not 50. I'm $49.95 T-shirt - $14.95

Y'all Spoken Here T-shirt - $14.95

Heart as Hell T-shirt - $14.95

View more Funny T-Shirts | One Liners | Science T-Shirts | Mike Jacobsen T-Shirts

Daddy's Little Pirate $8.95

Slipper Genie - Kid's $9.95

Louis Pasteur - Little Thinker Plush $16.95

Fuzzy Booties - Moe (Blue) $17.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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