Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Winter Is Coming T-shirt - $14.95	Cthulhu Tentacle Bottle Opener $12.95	Vampire Hunter Survival Kit - Messenger Bag $39.95	Tombstone - Spooky Wine Bottle Stopper $9.95
Gingerbread Zombie Dog - Christmas Ornament $9.95	My Monster Family - Family Car Stickers $9.95	Skull Hair Clip $9.95	Chemical Romance T-shirt - $14.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Sombrero Booze Hat - Bottle Stopper $6.95

Hello Kitty in Cupcakeland Tin Lunch Box $9.95

Java Jr. Coffee Creamer $13.95

Paternity Test T-shirt - $14.95

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Golden Wings - Shwings Lace-Up $6.95

Gold Strike - Shwings Lace-Up $6.95

Zombie Ear Keychain $11.95

Winter Is Coming T-shirt - $14.95

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Sisyphus Watch $35.95

The Ability to Destroy a Planet is Insignificant to the Power of 3D T-shirt - $14.95

Darth Vader Cookie Jar $99.95

Pig LED Flashlight and Keychain $2.95

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Owl Backpack $23.95

Pig LED Flashlight and Keychain $2.95

Sperm & Egg - Moonlight Panorama $19.95

I'm No Cupcake T-shirt - $14.95

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Muck - ZombieZoo Plush $18.95

Death Mints $2.45

Vegan Zombie T-shirt - $14.95

Zombie Ear Keychain $11.95

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The Ability to Destroy a Planet is Insignificant to the Power of 3D T-shirt - $14.95

Dyslexic Physicists Do It With Hadrons T-shirt - $14.95

Money is the Root of All Evil T-shirt - $14.95

The Dude T-shirt - $14.95

View more Funny T-Shirts | One Liners | Science T-Shirts | Mike Jacobsen T-Shirts

Owl Backpack $23.95

Owl Knit Hat (Baby Boy) $17.45

XYZ Blocks $29.95

Flop Tops Fork and Spoon $14.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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