Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

My Cryptozoological Family - Family Car Stickers $9.95	Earth - Wall Clock $19.95	My Tennis Family - Family Car Stickers $9.95	Pirate Bone Letter Opener $9.95
Gingerbread Zombie Family - Christmas Ornament Bundle $53.73	My Zombie Family - Family Car Stickers $9.95	Gingerbread Zombie Mom - Christmas Ornament $9.95	Cthulhu Tentacle Bottle Opener $12.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Inappropriate T-shirt - $14.95

Batzinga! T-shirt - $14.95

Twilight Pendant $63.95

Beer Socks $8.95

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Stormtrooper - Ice Tray $10.95

You're a Zombie, Chuck! T-shirt - $14.95

Sons of Arkham T-shirt - $14.95

Zombie Pencil Holder $34.95

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Farting in the Elevator is Wrong on So Many Levels T-shirt - $14.95

LEGO Cinch Bucket $19.95

Doctor Who's Sonic Screwdriver (Actual Screwdriver) Reg. $39.95 On Sale $31.96 (Save 20%)

The Hungry Games T-shirt - $14.95

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Harry Hoofs Snuggle Duffle $29.95

Cuddlepack Dog $22.95

Egg Cell $8.95

I'm So Cute I Made Spock Smile ... Almost - Baby Snapsuit $17.95

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NecRomancing the Stone Reg. $24.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 36%)

Star Trap III - The Living Dead Search For Spock Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

I Heart Zombie Patch $3.95

You're a Zombie, Chuck! T-shirt - $14.95

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Farting in the Elevator is Wrong on So Many Levels T-shirt - $14.95

Retro Zombie Kitten T-shirt - $14.95

Volcanologists Make Great Lava T-shirt - $14.95

When You Wish Upon A Star T-shirt - $14.95

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Tangled Purse-Style Tin Box $9.45

Black Bird - 8" Angry Birds Plush (with Sound) $15.95

Monkey Knit Hat (Baby) $18.45

Inflatable Cthulhu Beard $7.45

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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