Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Mustache Bottle Opener $9.95	Miss Understood - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95	Zombie Bottle Opener $16.95	Silver Skull - Foam Prop $24.95
Tombstone - Spooky Wine Bottle Stopper $9.95	Pirate Clock $39.95	Zombie Santa Claus - Christmas Ornament $14.95	NeatoBot Walking T-shirt - $14.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Zombie Eyes Sunglasses $7.95

Jupiter - Wall Clock $19.95

Flower Power Emery Board $2.45

Tattoupees $6.95

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Flower Power Emery Board $2.45

Shakespearean Insult Bandages $4.95

Murder Ink $7.95

Zombie Bottle Opener $16.95

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Charlie Chaplin - Little Thinker Plush $16.95

Giant Googly Eyes $6.95

Bacon Spoon Rest $7.95

Don Quixote - Postertext Reg. $34.95 On Sale $27.96 (Save 20%)

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Red Tide $9.95

Shoulder Buddies $6.45

Curious George - Jack in the Box $26.95

Bat Zibbie $9.95

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Zombie Bottle Opener $16.95

Zombie - Magnetic Poetry $11.95

Indiana Bones - Zombies Who Didn't Keep Their Eyes Shut Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

Gingerbread Zombie Baby - Christmas Ornament $9.95

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Practicing Spelling T-shirt - $14.95

Bug or Feature? T-shirt - $14.95

Working Out T-shirt - $14.95

I'm Irish - It's Always 5 O'Clock T-shirt - $14.95

View more Funny T-Shirts | One Liners | Science T-Shirts | Mike Jacobsen T-Shirts

Pig Travel Pillow $19.45

Bat Zibbie $9.95

Charlie Chaplin - Little Thinker Plush $16.95

Candy Kaleidoscope $10.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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