Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Gingerbread Zombie - Christmas Ornament $9.95	Jupiter - Wall Clock $19.95	Miss Behaves - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95	Miss Understood - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95
Zombie Doorstop (Sitting) $19.95	Mustache Letter Opener $9.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Java Jr. Coffee Creamer $13.95

Dinner Party Guest Book $14.95

Top Secret - Pocket Tin Box $5.95

Pearl the Squirrel and Forest Friends Woodland Gift Set $34.99

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Shakespearean Insult Bandages $4.95

Credit Card Survival Tool $3.95

Zombie Ear Keychain $11.95

Zombie Anti-Virus - Hand Sanitizer $8.95

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Java Jr. Coffee Creamer $13.95

Yummy Pockets - Ice Cream Sandwich $4.95

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Raccoon Hat $16.95

M-Cups Matryoshka Russian Nesting Doll Measuring Cups (Red) $11.95

Hello Kitty - Large Recycled Shopper Tote $4.95

Marvin the Martian & Telescope - Salt & Pepper Shakers $11.95

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Star Trap III - The Living Dead Search For Spock Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

Zombie Wars - Episode II: Attack of the Undead Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

How To Speak Zombie $14.95

Death Mints $2.45

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Donkey Wars T-shirt - $14.95

Unicorn - Sticky Moments T-shirt - $14.95

Better Mouse T-shirt - $14.95

Dark Side of the Moon T-shirt - $14.95

View more Funny T-Shirts | One Liners | Science T-Shirts | Mike Jacobsen T-Shirts

Rabbit Headband $4.95

Jessie - Talking Bobblehead $15.95

Pearl the Squirrel and Forest Friends Woodland Gift Set $34.99

Chew-Chew Train $19.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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