Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Skeleton Key Necklace $9.95	Battle Damage T-shirt - $14.95	NeatoBot Walking T-shirt - $14.95	Zombie Paperweight $14.95
Chalkboard - Wall Clock $19.95	Pirate Bone Letter Opener $9.95	Pirate Skull Door Knocker $24.95	Great Vocab Didn't Save The Thesaurus From Extinction T-shirt - $14.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Farts: Around the World $15.95

MUTATE! T-shirt - $14.95

Sirius Cybernetics Corp. T-shirt - $14.95

I Love Arithmetic ... Sum Times T-shirt - $14.95

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Super Doctor Who T-shirt - $14.95

Bacon Mints $2.95

Zombie Wine Bottle Stopper $11.95

Doomed - Crystal Skull Shot Glass $11.95

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Lion vs Gazelle - Vs. Mittens $29.95

Star Wars Jabba's Palace Bookends $299.95

Have No Fear Have a Beer - The Simpsons Stein $15.95

Angry Chef Towel Stand $29.95

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I'm No Cupcake T-shirt - $14.95

Ready Teddy - Snuggle Backpack $29.95

Never Grow Up T-shirt - $14.95

Body Arts - Teddy Bear $29.95

View more Cute Items | Cupcakes | Owls | Mustaches

I Heart Zombies T-shirt - $14.95

Keep Calm and Kill Zombies - Refrigerator Magnet $3.95

Gingerbread Zombie Dog - Christmas Ornament $9.95

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Sirius Cybernetics Corp. T-shirt - $14.95

MUTATE! T-shirt - $14.95

Powered by Caffeine T-shirt - $14.95

My Bowling Family - Family Car Stickers $9.95

View more Funny T-Shirts | One Liners | Science T-Shirts | Mike Jacobsen T-Shirts

Ready Teddy - Snuggle Backpack $29.95

Princess Plate - Me Time $7.95

Zebra 2-pc Pants Set $28.95

Bug Out - Messenger Bag $39.95

View all Baby & Kids items | Baby Outfits | Bags & Backpacks | Lunch Boxes | Mealtime Fun

Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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