Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Tentacle Wine Bottle Stopper $9.95	Miss Chievous - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95	Zombie Gingerbread Man Keychain $9.95	Winter Is Coming T-shirt - $14.95
My Tennis Family - Family Car Stickers $9.95	Zombie Mistletoe - Christmas Ornament $14.95	Gingerbread Zombie Bottle Opener $12.95	Narwhal Ring Holder $14.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Beer: I Want To Be Inside You T-shirt - $14.95

Red Wings - Shwings Lace-Up $6.95

Fanny Rosebottom's - Lavatory Mist $11.95

Revenge T-shirt - $14.95

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Narwhal - Finger Puppet $1.45

The Ocarina of Time Travel T-shirt - $14.95

Golden Wings - Shwings Lace-Up $6.95

Murder Ink $7.95

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Gandhi Pen $6.95

Dashboard Zombie $6.95

Stick 'em Ups $6.45

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Frog - Reusable Tote Bag $4.95

Hootin' Owl LED Flashlight and Keychain $3.95

Fun Pix Earmuffs for Cupcakes $3.45

Bunny Slippers (tots) $9.95

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Zombie Gingerbread Man Keychain $9.95

Zombies Ate My Homework T-shirt - $14.95

Night of the Living Oxymora T-shirt - $14.95

How to Kill A Zombie - Use a Cricket Bat T-shirt - $19.95

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Vampire Fangs T-shirt - $14.95

Come To The Dark Side - We Have Cookies T-shirt - $14.95

Dyslexic Physicists Do It With Hadrons T-shirt - $14.95

Retired But Work Part Time T-shirt - $14.95

View more Funny T-Shirts | One Liners | Science T-Shirts | Mike Jacobsen T-Shirts

Torch Dragon - Stout Sprouts Plush Toy $7.95

Yellow Taxi (Pull Back) $6.95

Frog - Reusable Tote Bag $4.95

Lil' Freudian Slippers (Baby) $9.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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