Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Anatomical Heart Pencil Holder $19.95	Black Anatomical Heart Pencil Holder $19.95	Dry Erase Board - Wall Clock $19.95	Zombie Bottle Opener $16.95
Gingerbread Zombie - Christmas Ornament $9.95	You Might Be a Democrat - Hand Sanitizer $8.95	Miss Behaves - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Respect the Chemistry T-shirt - $14.95

Freak 'n Chic T-shirt - $14.95

Zombie Body Parts - Tote Bag $15.95

Red Ninjaman Socks $8.95

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Bacon Balm $2.95

Battle Damage T-shirt - $14.95

Zombie Bottle Opener $16.95

Golden Wings - Shwings Lace-Up $6.95

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The Cat in the Hat - Notepad $3.95

Death Mints $2.45

Freak 'n Chic T-shirt - $14.95

Viper Nugget - Baby Snapsuit $17.95

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Denzel the Dog - Picnic Lunch Box $12.99

Finn Head Plush Backpack Clip $6.95

Papa Smurf Coin Purse $8.95

Ladybug - Cupcake Decorating Kit $6.95

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Anatomical Heart Pencil Holder $19.95

Adventure Time - Jake Zombie Plush $15.95

Zombie Beer Pong T-shirt - $14.95

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Pirate Bear T-shirt - $14.95

Family Ties T-shirt - $14.95

Freak 'n Chic T-shirt - $14.95

Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-shirt - $14.95

View more Funny T-Shirts | One Liners | Science T-Shirts | Mike Jacobsen T-Shirts

Snow White 3D Bookmark $7.45

Mr. Sock T. Pus $24.95

Elmo - Infant Plush Costume $48.95

Finn Head Plush Backpack Clip $6.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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