Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Zombie Paperweight $14.95	Cthulhu Tentacle Bottle Opener $12.95	Mmm ... Pi T-Shirt T-shirt - $14.95	Venus - Wall Clock $19.95
Zombie Stocking - Christmas Ornament $12.95	Owl Keychain $9.95	Pumpkin - Spooky Wine Bottle Stopper $9.95	Miss Behaves - Sassy Pageant Sash $19.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Boo! T-shirt - $14.95

Bad Bear T-shirt - $14.95

We Follow You T-shirt - $14.95

Hello Kitty Collapsible Water Bottle $7.95

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Snifty Scented Pen $2.45

Freud Bar $4.95

Doctor Who Micro-Figures Reg. $4.95 On Sale $3.96 (Save 20%)

Storm Neon Candy Trooper T-shirt - $14.95

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Nitroglycerin - Hand Sanitizer $8.95

LEGO Minifigure - Speech Bubbles $9.95

Honest Boy Pencil Sharpener $9.95

Doctor Who Talking Keychain Reg. $12.95 On Sale $10.36 (Save 20%)

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Snifty Scented Pen $2.45

Ganndroids 6" Android Suction Cup Plush $9.95

Lucky Cat - LED Flashlight and Keychain $1.95

Stomach Plush $15.95

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Zombie Stocking - Christmas Ornament $12.95

I Love You For Your Brains! T-shirt - $19.95

Kong of the Dead Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

Zombie Mount Rushmore - Letter and Key Holder $24.95

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I Used to Jog 5 Miles a Day Then I Found a Short Cut T-shirt - $14.95

We Follow You T-shirt - $14.95

Boo! T-shirt - $14.95

The Best Part Of Moving Into A New House T-shirt - $14.95

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Green Alligator Blankie $14.95

Little Businessman $8.95

Darth Maul - Star Wars Head Shape Carry All $9.45

Wicket - Star Wars Backpack Buddy $47.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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