Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Support Cloning T-shirt - $14.95	Zombie Boy Monitor Sitter $14.95	Longcat Monitor Sitter $11.95	3D Steampunk Robot Magnets - Expansion Pack Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)
Vampire Hunter Survival Kit - Messenger Bag $39.95	Zombie Doorstop (Sitting) $19.95	Witch's Hat - Spooky Wine Bottle Stopper $9.95	Pirate Messenger Bag $39.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Bunny - Cupcake Decorating Kit $6.95

Pigeon Mask $29.95

Shakespeare Insult Wallet $17.95

Shakespearean Insult Bandages $4.95

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Shakespearean Insult Bandages $4.95

Higgs Boson Watch $39.95

Murder Ink $7.95

Bacon Mints $2.95

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Pigeon Mask $29.95

Realistic Insect Magnet $5.95

Squirrel Coffee Cup $2.95

I Heart Engineering T-shirt - $14.95

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Hello Kitty British Black Tote Bag $39.95

Star-bot - Cuddlebot Backpack $29.95

Rudolph Plush $11.95

I'd Be Your Sugar Daddy - Coin Bag $11.95

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Indiana Bones and the Dead Who Consume Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

How To Speak Zombie $14.95

Zombama T-shirt - $19.95

Indiana Bones and the Last Cadaver Reg. $19.95 On Sale $15.96 (Save 20%)

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Bug or Feature? T-shirt - $14.95

Paddle Faster - I Hear Banjo Music T-shirt - $14.95

Punk Baby T-shirt - $14.95

Pedobear That's All Folks T-shirt - $14.95

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Mealtime Masterpiece Placemats $14.95

Fuzzy Booties - Lucky (White) $17.95

Penguin - Insulated Lunch Bag $11.95

Rudolph Plush $11.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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