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Your Cell Phone Makes You Twice as Annoying
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I Didn't Do It ... And I'll Never Do It Again
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Still Plays With Trains
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I Make My Own Dance Moves
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Play in the Dirt
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Getting Lucky At My Age
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I'm Not Schizophrenic ... And Neither Am I
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Hockey Mom
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Soccer Mom
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My Amnesia Is Gone ...
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If You Touch My Junk ...
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Unpredictable Swing Voter
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Student Drinker
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I'm Irish - Do I Get A Free Beer?
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I Wanna Be A Nonconformist Like Everyone Else
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Circle of Trust
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Rated E For Evil
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Irish You Were Beer
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Irish You Were Naked
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So Irish My Liver Hurts
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Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder (St. Patrick's Day)
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You Can Kiss My Blarney Stones
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Leprechauns Made Me Do It
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Irish Today, Hungover Tomorrow
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I'm So Cute I Must Be Irish
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I'm Irish - I Only Look Sweet & Innocent
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10% Irish 90% Drunk
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Break Wind
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Physics and Law Enforcement
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Best Way to a Fisherman's Heart
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It Is as Bad as You Think
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I'd Hit That (Golf)
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Clear Conscience Sign of Bad Memory
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When Everything Is Going Your Way
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Accept That Some Days You Are The Pigeon
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Remember Half the People You Know are Below Average
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Plan to be Spontaneous Tomorrow
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Inside Every Older Person
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If Everything Seems to be Going Well
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Hard Work Pays Off in the Future
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God Must Love Stupid People
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Keyboard of Life
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My Reality Check is in the Mail
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Best in Show
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Hello My Name is McLovin
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Pointless Stories Are My Thing
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If Ignorance is Bliss, You Must be in Heaven
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Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet
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I'm Not Cynical, Everything Sucks!
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Heimlich Maneuver
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I Don't Have an Attitude Problem
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Save The Earth, It's The Only One with Chocolate
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4 Out of 5 Doctors Prefer Me
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Hip Hip Array
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I'm Not Tense. I'm Terribly, Terribly Alert
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Save Our Planet, It's The Only One With Beer
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What Happens At Grandma's
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Vegetarian - An Ancient Tribal Slang
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I Do What The Voices in My Wife's Head Tell Me
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How May I Ignore You Today?
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Inner Beauty is Over-Rated
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International Incident
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When I Grow Up
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Save The Ales
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Southern Belle in Training
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Ask Me About My Personal Life
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Retired But Work Part Time
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Remember: Pillage, Then Burn
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If You Think Pushing 40 Is Hard ...
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I'm Not 50. I'm $49.95
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You! Outta The Gene Pool
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Out of My Mind ... Back in Five Minutes
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Paddle Faster - I Hear Banjo Music
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Master of My Domain Name
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Maturity Is Overrated
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My Mind Wanders, And Sometimes Leaves Completely
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How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away
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I Fish Because The Voices in My Head Tell Me To
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The Gene Pool Could Use a Little Chlorine
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Stop Global Whining
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Here I Am!
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Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe
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My Wife's Arm Candy
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Can't Scare Me
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Abducted By Aliens
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I Scare My Own Family!
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Worship Me
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Certified Hokey Pokey Instructor
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Y'all Spoken Here
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Two Party System
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Slow Thinkers Keep Right
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I Do All My Own Stunts
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Game Over
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My Reality Check Bounced
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College
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I Put The "Me" In Handsome
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I Blame Hipsters
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Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Who's Bringing The Chips?
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If At First You Don't Succeed ... Skydiving Isn't For You
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Finish Your Beer
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