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Everytime Someone Uses Facebook ... A Real Book Dies
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I See Dumb People
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My Imaginary Friends Think I Have Mental Problems
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Baby Inside
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Baby Loading
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Grandpa: The King of Dads
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The More You Complain
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Lead Me Not Into Temptation
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Nobody's Angel
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Drama Queen
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Multi-Tasking: Screwing Up Several Things At Once!
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Firefighters Find 'Em Hot and Leave 'em Wet
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Dogs Have Owners. Cats Have Staff
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Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps
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The Garage is Mine
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Recession: It's Why I'm Wearing This Crummy T-Shirt!
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Tell Me What You Need
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Change Is Inevitable Except From A Vending Machine
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Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
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Full Frontal Nerdity
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D.A.D.D. - Shoot The First One
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Zombie Beer Pong
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If I Come Back as a Zombie I'm Eating You First
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Zombie Outbreak Response Team
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Do I Look Like a People Person?
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No Prey No Pay
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Booty U - Sail All Day, Party All Nite
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Hangin' With My Rummies
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Pirate Rehab
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Upped Our Standards
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Born to Fish (Forced to Work)
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Slave to My Cat
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Beauty Is In The Eye of the Beerholder
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I Flunked Anger Management
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Objects in This Shirt ...
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Power Tools Make The Man
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Equal Opportunity Annoyer!
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My Kid's Personal ATM
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The Voices in My Head: Hotel California
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Will Someone Please Steal My Identity
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I Found My Social Skills At the Bottom of a Cosmopolitan
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What Happens At My Place Stays At My Place
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Your Cell Phone Makes You Twice as Annoying
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I Didn't Do It ... And I'll Never Do It Again
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Still Plays With Trains
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I Make My Own Dance Moves
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Play in the Dirt
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Getting Lucky At My Age
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I'm Not Schizophrenic ... And Neither Am I
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Hockey Mom
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Soccer Mom
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My Amnesia Is Gone ...
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If You Touch My Junk ...
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Unpredictable Swing Voter
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Student Drinker
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I'm Irish - Do I Get A Free Beer?
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I Wanna Be A Nonconformist Like Everyone Else
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Circle of Trust
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Rated E For Evil
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Irish You Were Beer
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Irish You Were Naked
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So Irish My Liver Hurts
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Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder (St. Patrick's Day)
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You Can Kiss My Blarney Stones
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Leprechauns Made Me Do It
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Irish Today, Hungover Tomorrow
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I'm So Cute I Must Be Irish
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I'm Irish - I Only Look Sweet & Innocent
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10% Irish 90% Drunk
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Break Wind
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Physics and Law Enforcement
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Best Way to a Fisherman's Heart
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It Is as Bad as You Think
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I'd Hit That (Golf)
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Clear Conscience Sign of Bad Memory
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When Everything Is Going Your Way
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Accept That Some Days You Are The Pigeon
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Remember Half the People You Know are Below Average
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Plan to be Spontaneous Tomorrow
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Inside Every Older Person
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If Everything Seems to be Going Well
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Hard Work Pays Off in the Future
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God Must Love Stupid People
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Keyboard of Life
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My Reality Check is in the Mail
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Best in Show
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Hello My Name is McLovin
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Pointless Stories Are My Thing
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If Ignorance is Bliss, You Must be in Heaven
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Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet
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I'm Not Cynical, Everything Sucks!
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Heimlich Maneuver
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I Don't Have an Attitude Problem
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Save The Earth, It's The Only One with Chocolate
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4 Out of 5 Doctors Prefer Me
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Hip Hip Array
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I'm Not Tense. I'm Terribly, Terribly Alert
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Save Our Planet, It's The Only One With Beer
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What Happens At Grandma's
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Vegetarian - An Ancient Tribal Slang
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