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Zombie Wine Bottle Stopper

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:56:17 -0700

Doomed - Crystal Skull Shot Glass

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 12:21:37 -0700

Pickle Lip Balm

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:27:39 -0700

Dill-icious!

In the olden days, before the invention of lip balms, people used to soothe their chapped lips by rubbing them with dill pickle*.

Today, with modern technology and whatnot, people are re-discovering the benefit of dill-flavored lip balm. It sure beats carrying a dill pickle in your pocket!

*Not really, but it sure makes a great story, doesn't it?

Bacon Air Freshener

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:59:37 -0700

Credit Card Survival Tool

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 18:29:59 -0700

Credit Card Survival Tool

This compact pocket tool packs a lot of functionalities in a small space! The Credit Card Survival Tool has 11 functionalities in one easy to use, and easy to carry package. Like the name said, the tool is the size of a credit card and fits in your wallet.

The Credit Card Survival Tool includes:

2 position wrench
Direction auxilliary indication (sun compass)
Key chain hole
Saw
Butterfly screw wrench
4 position wrench
Ruler
Bottle opener
Can opener
Screwdriver
Knife

The sturdy stainless steel construction makes it tough - perfect for every day use.

Screwpop 4-in-1 Keychain Tool

Sun, 24 Oct 2010 14:09:04 -0700

Screwpop = Screwdriver + Bottle Pop-Top Opener

This neat little tool with a cool name shows that useful things don't have to come in big packages!

Screwpop - like its name cleverly says - is perfect for screwing and popping open bottle tops, which cover something like 90% of all the things you'd need to do anyway, all in one convenient keychain tool.

Its small size - only slightly larger than a regular key, lets you keep it conveniently in your pocket. Its sturdy all-metal construction means that you'd be the favorite go-to bottle opener guy of the party for years to come!

Narwhal - Finger Puppet

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 15:16:01 -0700

Mmm ... Pi

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:02:59 -0700

Mmm ... Pi

If baking isn’t a science, then why do bakers and mathematicians both love pi so much? Whether you’re a crafty scientist or a mathematically-inclined homemaker, you’re sure to love this deliciously clever shirt detailing your love of mathematical equations and America’s favorite desserts. Mmm…Pi, everyone loves it.

Finger Tentacle

Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:09:14 -0800

Have you ever wished for tentacles? The Finger Tentacles from the NeatoShop can make those dreams come true.

Attach these adorable tentacles to your pudgy little digits and get in touch with your inner sea creature. You might even be lucky enough to have a Cthulhu moment.

Who knew that Finger Tentacles could make you so happy? It's good to be you!

Zombie Doorstop (Crawling)

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:49:36 -0700

Crawling Zombie Doorstop

The Zombie invasion is in full swing here. We are excited to announce that the Zombie Doorstop (Crawling) has just broken into the warehouse. Our shelves are now filled with gruesome corpses.

Do not panic! The crawling zombie is here to stop that annoying door right in its tracks. Now you can have your very own undead friend hold the door open for you. Who knew Zombies could be so helpful!

Get your Zombie Doorstop (Crawling) now. You don't want to be left behind. Can you really survive without one?

Cool Shooters Ice Tray

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:28:24 -0800

Cool Shooters Ice Tray

A cool party needs a cool shot glass, and there's nothing cooler than frozen ones made out of ice. If you want to be extra creative, freeze juice or your favorite drink for flavored shot glasses that everyone will want to drink from ... and drink to!

Make sure you have enough for the party - each Cool Shooters Ice Tray mold makes 4 frozen shot glasses at a time.

Polluted Glass

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:07:23 -0700

Polluted Glass

Do you like drinks so strong that they're practically poison? Then there's no better glassware to pour them in than in the Polluted Glass, shaped like a 55-gallon barrel fit for toxic sludge ... er, your favorite beverage.

The Polluted Glass comes in a set of two, and is the perfect glassware for parties.

Cthulhu Mints

Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:09:03 -0700

Banish horrific breaths!

Is your breath so horrific it'd wake Cthulhu himself? Got a H.P. Lovecraft fan with breath so horrific it's like from something dead but dreaming?

Don't anger the Great Old Ones - send halitosis to hell with these Cthulhu breath mints. Ah, horror has never tasted so good!

Snifty Scented Pen

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 14:13:35 -0800

Snifty Scented Pen

Make writing fun and fragrant with the Snifty Scented Pen. Take your pick from a wide variety of fun scents like candy apple, chocolate chip cookie, cotton candy, glazed donut, mint chip, pizza, and my favorite, popcorn!

The Snifty Scented Pen are retractable ballpoint pen with black ink. They're the perfect back to school gifts for kids and young authors.

Effervescent Bacon Drink Tabs

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 19:48:02 -0800

Psst, bacon lovers!

What's better than eating bacon? Drinking bacon, of course! Drop one of these effervescent bacon drink tablets into a glass of water and it will instantly begin to dissolve, creating a cascade of bubbles that makes the water baconlicious.

Great for making bizarre drinks, pranking friends (just slip one into their drink when they're not looking) and of course, daring and double-daring them!

Nose Pencil Sharpener

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:22:30 -0700

Nose Pencil Sharpener

Probably the only thing your mom will let you stick in your nose without yelling at you. The nose pencil sharpener certainly adds a little humor to your otherwise boring tasks of doing homework or taxes.

Bacon Strip Bandages

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:08:56 -0700

They say time heals all wounds, but why wait for time when you can rely on meat?

These Bacon Strip Bandages may not actually take the pain away, but they come with a free toy, which is more than we can say about a visit to the doctor.

F Stop Watch

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 18:52:27 -0700

Psst! Got a shutterbug? Here's the perfect gift: the F-Stop Watch

If you know a photo geek, here's a gift so wonderfully unusual that he'll remember it for life ... without needing to take any photo of it!

The F-Stop Watch displays time with F-Stop or the relative aperture of a camera lens. Don't make us explain all the technical details ... Take our word for it - it's something your photo geek will love! As one of our customer described it perfectly, it's a "great watch, with a dial that means NOTHING to anyone not into photography."

The crisp background graphic of a lens and the precize quartz movement make this the perfect gift for the shutterbug in your life.

My Zombie Family - Family Car Stickers

Thu, 22 Sep 2011 15:09:16 -0700

The Simpsons Duff Energy Drink

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:21:49 -0700

Duff Energy Drink gives you the energy to get off your duff!

While Homer Simpson described Duff Beer as "the beer that makes the day fly by," this Duff Energy Drink gives you the energy you'd need to do all the stuff in the day to make it fly by!

There's no better energy drink in Springfield and in your hometown than the Duff Energy Drink.

Gesundheit Tissues

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:29:01 -0700

Achoo! Gesundheit! Tissues!

Bless you, no wait, I mean Gesundheit. Whether you’re celebrating Oktoberfest, embracing your roots, or simply trying to find a non-spiritual way to be polite after someone sneezes, these uber absorbent Gesundheit Tissues are a perfect way to absorb snot, wipe off bratwurst grease or soak up polka sweat.

Fingerstache

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:47:11 -0700

Be hip without the pain and pesky commitment of a tattoo!

You all know that finger moustache tattoos are all the rage, but if you're a bit shy in the pain and commitment department, what to do?

Well, the Fingerstache temporary tattoos to the rescue! These stylish temporary tattoos come in 19 different styles (choose from the likes of The Villain, Rich Uncle, The Gunslinger, El Bandito and many more ...). Surely there's one that'll make you hip like never before!

Bacon Wallet

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 08:59:06 -0700

Great Vocab Didn't Save The Thesaurus From Extinction

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:51:39 -0700

Having great vocabulary didn't save the Thesaurus from extinction / eradication / extirpation, ... but this T-shirt may just save you from being an unhip / uncool / clueless dorkoramus!

Something Somewhere Went Terribly Wrong

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:14:53 -0700

Has evolution topped out? Something somewhere went terribly wrong with the process though and we stopped sitting upright and started spending our days hunched over computer screens and slumped out on couches watching television. It could be worse though, we could be hunched over and hairy.

Come To The Dark Side - We Have Cookies

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 16:25:36 -0700

Forget Wealth and Power! Have a Cookie, instead

The promise of world domination is nice, but cookies apparently work better to recruit people to join the Dark Side!

Come to the Dark Side for the cookies and stay for the planet destroying space station.

Zombie Mistletoe - Christmas Ornament

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:23:23 -0800

I Want To Believe, the Alien Version

Wed, 18 Aug 2010 12:14:39 -0700

The truth is in here somewhere ...

No one in Virgo Supercluster believes in the existence of the Terrans, even after repeated sightings of strange triangular flying objects shuttling through space.

No one, that is, with exception of Agent Mox Fulder of the Reticulan Bureau of Investigation ...

Got a UFO or science fiction lover? This is the perfect T-shirt for 'em!

Gin and Titonic Ice Tray

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:27:08 -0800

Gin and Titonic Ice Tray

Ice ahoy! Go ahead and make your party's fun unsinkable with this Gin and Titonic (get it?) ice cube tray. Be sure to watch your guests' faces light up as you hand them their drinks chilled with Titanic and icebergs (and be sure to tell 'em you're King of the World!)

Oh, and for the perfect party, just add gin, Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet!

Yummy Pockets - Taco

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 00:34:06 -0700

Everyone needs a wallet or coin purse to carry around their cash and credit cards, but how many people are lucky enough to get to carry a taco in their pocket?

Best of all, this Yummy Pockets Taco is really taco-sized, so you can actually protect your delicious Mexican food wherever you go. Just be sure not to combine your credit cards and loose change with your actual tacos.