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Effervescent Bacon Drink Tabs

Tue, 23 Nov 2010 19:48:02 -0800

Psst, bacon lovers!

What's better than eating bacon? Drinking bacon, of course! Drop one of these effervescent bacon drink tablets into a glass of water and it will instantly begin to dissolve, creating a cascade of bubbles that makes the water baconlicious.

Great for making bizarre drinks, pranking friends (just slip one into their drink when they're not looking) and of course, daring and double-daring them!

Bacon Strip Bandages

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:08:56 -0700

They say time heals all wounds, but why wait for time when you can rely on meat?

These Bacon Strip Bandages may not actually take the pain away, but they come with a free toy, which is more than we can say about a visit to the doctor.

I Heart Math

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 13:40:10 -0800

The Ultimate Shirt for Math Lovers

Whether you love statistics, calculus, geometry or algebra, this tee shirt will certainly “measure up” to your most infinite expectations. This 3-D heart-shaped graph is an example of differential equation. If you can solve the formula at shown, you certainly need this shirt.

Take note that we also have another math lover’s shirt featuring a Lorenz Attractor. And for those of you over in the UK, we also offer an “I Heart Maths” shirt featuring proper Queen’s English.

Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Tray

Tue, 27 Sep 2011 11:30:40 -0700

Bacon Balm

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 18:44:53 -0700

Keep your lips nice and greasy with this bacon-flavored lip balm. Ladies, be prepared to have lots of men want to give you a smooch after you put this on!

Ingredients: petroleum jelly, mineral oil, beeswax, polybutene, octyl palmitate, propylparaben, fragrance.

Fisticup

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:37:24 -0700

When morning sneaks up on you, you need something that packs a punch, and this smashing new mug will deliver a fistful of your favorite beverage. Sleek ivory high-fire ceramic contrasts dramatically with the steely metallic handle. Consider the Fisticup "protection" from whatever your day decides to dole out.

Bacon Wallet

Thu, 25 Mar 2010 08:59:06 -0700

F Stop Watch

Fri, 01 Oct 2010 18:52:27 -0700

Psst! Got a shutterbug? Here's the perfect gift: the F-Stop Watch

If you know a photo geek, here's a gift so wonderfully unusual that he'll remember it for life ... without needing to take any photo of it!

The F-Stop Watch displays time with F-Stop or the relative aperture of a camera lens. Don't make us explain all the technical details ... Take our word for it - it's something your photo geek will love! As one of our customer described it perfectly, it's a "great watch, with a dial that means NOTHING to anyone not into photography."

The crisp background graphic of a lens and the precize quartz movement make this the perfect gift for the shutterbug in your life.

The Magnetic Dead - 3D Zombie Magnets

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 22:06:24 -0700

The Magnetic Dead - 3D Zombie Magnets

We were warned, but nothing could truly prepare us for the massive zombie outbreak currently taking place. It is the end of the world as we know it! The Magnetic Dead 3D Zombie magnets have finally arrived! AHHHHHHND we cannot containt our excitement over the launch of this new gruesomely fantastic line!

Do not be afraid! This 10-piece refrigerator magnet corpse is not just another useless zombie item. This flesh eating monster is always there when you need a hand, or a foot. You can use his body parts to hang up notes. When work has become mind numbingly dull you can spend hours upon hours mixing, matching, and dancing around his body parts. The Magnetic Dead 3D Zombie is your key to survival.

Get your Magnetic Dead now. You don't want to be left scavenging for one later. Can you really live without one?

Brainier Than The Average Bear

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 12:37:51 -0700

Hey There!

If you're smarter than the average Ursus americanus, then put this shirt in your pic-a-nic basket ... er, shopping cart. But don't let the Ranger find out - he's not going to like it!

Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:45:35 -0700

Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball

Why go to an expensive therapist when you can get psychotherapy from Dr. Freud himself for less than $8? Just pour your heart out, then shake the ball to reveal the response of the world's most famous psychoanalyst!

It's for fun only, mmkay?

If You're Not Part of the Solution

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:44:49 -0700

This shirt may not be able to save the world, but a laugh and good chemistry just might be able to save us all.

This shirt features a little funny joke for you geeks out there. Yes it’s an oldie, but it’s certainly a goodie – kind of like the periodic table.

Mmm ... Pi

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:02:59 -0700

Mmm ... Pi

If baking isn’t a science, then why do bakers and mathematicians both love pi so much? Whether you’re a crafty scientist or a mathematically-inclined homemaker, you’re sure to love this deliciously clever shirt detailing your love of mathematical equations and America’s favorite desserts. Mmm…Pi, everyone loves it.

Vandelay Industries

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 19:10:09 -0700

Introduce yourself as "Art Vandelay," latex salesman extraordinaire. If the person laughs knowingly, you know you have a Seinfeld fan in your company.

Something Somewhere Went Terribly Wrong

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:14:53 -0700

Has evolution topped out? Something somewhere went terribly wrong with the process though and we stopped sitting upright and started spending our days hunched over computer screens and slumped out on couches watching television. It could be worse though, we could be hunched over and hairy.

Screwpop 4-in-1 Keychain Tool

Sun, 24 Oct 2010 14:09:04 -0700

Screwpop = Screwdriver + Bottle Pop-Top Opener

This neat little tool with a cool name shows that useful things don't have to come in big packages!

Screwpop - like its name cleverly says - is perfect for screwing and popping open bottle tops, which cover something like 90% of all the things you'd need to do anyway, all in one convenient keychain tool.

Its small size - only slightly larger than a regular key, lets you keep it conveniently in your pocket. Its sturdy all-metal construction means that you'd be the favorite go-to bottle opener guy of the party for years to come!

Battle Damage

Fri, 11 Nov 2011 13:53:12 -0800

The Simpsons Duff Energy Drink

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:21:49 -0700

Duff Energy Drink gives you the energy to get off your duff!

While Homer Simpson described Duff Beer as "the beer that makes the day fly by," this Duff Energy Drink gives you the energy you'd need to do all the stuff in the day to make it fly by!

There's no better energy drink in Springfield and in your hometown than the Duff Energy Drink.

Zombie Wine Bottle Stopper

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 14:56:17 -0700

Nose Pencil Sharpener

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:22:30 -0700

Nose Pencil Sharpener

Probably the only thing your mom will let you stick in your nose without yelling at you. The nose pencil sharpener certainly adds a little humor to your otherwise boring tasks of doing homework or taxes.

Zombie Mints

Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:20:09 -0700

Great after a filling dinner of braaaaaiiinnnsss!

Want a chaser after a brain-fest? Try the brain-flavored Zombie Mints! Break open a tin and dare your undead friends to try one.

Zombie Doorstop (Crawling)

Tue, 21 Jun 2011 21:49:36 -0700

Crawling Zombie Doorstop

The Zombie invasion is in full swing here. We are excited to announce that the Zombie Doorstop (Crawling) has just broken into the warehouse. Our shelves are now filled with gruesome corpses.

Do not panic! The crawling zombie is here to stop that annoying door right in its tracks. Now you can have your very own undead friend hold the door open for you. Who knew Zombies could be so helpful!

Get your Zombie Doorstop (Crawling) now. You don't want to be left behind. Can you really survive without one?

Great Vocab Didn't Save The Thesaurus From Extinction

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:51:39 -0700

Having great vocabulary didn't save the Thesaurus from extinction / eradication / extirpation, ... but this T-shirt may just save you from being an unhip / uncool / clueless dorkoramus!

Disappearing TARDIS Mug

Tue, 24 Aug 2010 13:52:04 -0700

Disappearing TARDIS Mug

A hot cup of coffee transports the TARDIS into deep space. Watch the TARDIS disappear from the sidewalk only to reappear in a distant galaxy on the other side of the mug. (We promise it won't transport your beverage through time and space).

The Disappearing TARDIS Mug is the perfect gift for your favorite Doctor Who fan!

Gingerbread Zombie - Christmas Ornament

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:28:44 -0800

M-Cups Matryoshka Russian Nesting Doll Measuring Cups

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:41:46 -0800

Doll up your kitchen with the M-Cups, a set of dry-measure cups shaped like matryoshkas or Russian nesting dolls. Easy to store and fun to use, they're build from heavy-duty, food-safe, long-life engineering plastic.

Metal Pen with Level and Screwdriver

Thu, 24 Mar 2011 20:09:26 -0700

Metal Pen with Level and Screwdriver

This handy all-metal construction pen tool lets you tackle the job quickly and in style, too! The sturdy metal pen has a built-in spirit level, flathead and Phillips screwdriver, and both inch and metric rulers inscribed on its hexagonal body. Oh, did we mention it writes like a dream, too?

The Metal Pen with Level and Screwdriver is the perfect geeky gift for that handy man in your life. Quantities are very limited - get yours today!

Snifty Scented Pen

Mon, 21 Feb 2011 14:13:35 -0800

Snifty Scented Pen

Make writing fun and fragrant with the Snifty Scented Pen. Take your pick from a wide variety of fun scents like candy apple, chocolate chip cookie, cotton candy, glazed donut, mint chip, pizza, and my favorite, popcorn!

The Snifty Scented Pen are retractable ballpoint pen with black ink. They're the perfect back to school gifts for kids and young authors.

Gesundheit Tissues

Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:29:01 -0700

Achoo! Gesundheit! Tissues!

Bless you, no wait, I mean Gesundheit. Whether you’re celebrating Oktoberfest, embracing your roots, or simply trying to find a non-spiritual way to be polite after someone sneezes, these uber absorbent Gesundheit Tissues are a perfect way to absorb snot, wipe off bratwurst grease or soak up polka sweat.

Support Cloning

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 22:49:29 -0700

Combat disease! Cure cancer! Fight in a gladiator battle!

Well, if you could clone yourself, imagine all the fun you could have. But until science catches up to science fiction, you wear this awesome T-shirt to let the world know that you support cloning. Go Science!