I Heart Cobra

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Everybody’s favorite evil terrorist organization, the guys who use a snake as their logo and yell their own name when they head into battle, finally have their own fan club, and their first official merchandise release is this snazzy t shirt!

 

Show the world you’re not some average Joe with this Commander approved bit of wearable propaganda.

 

It will send the boring good guys running for their lives, and get you lots of serpentine salutes as you conquer your daily bad deeds and nefarious everyday activities.

 

Go to battle dressed like the winning side, join the serpent’s squad and help take over the world!

Sale Price: $24.95
 
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