Bite My Shiny Stretchy Buns

Once upon a time everyone’s favorite bending unit went on a grand journey through space, an adventure that would forever change the way he looked…at space travel.


He’d gone on his usual Tuesday morning bender when something started shimmering in the middle of the street.


At first he thought it was some sort of hallucination, or the product of a Portal-rama gun blast, but when he touched it he was instantly transported into the cold, dark depths of space.


His body felt different, all yellow and even stretchier than before, and for the first time he craved a sammich more than a beer…

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