Birth Control Gum

The Birth Control Gum is formulated specifically for single ladies in their 30's! 

Directions: Take one tablet in front of your man. Say something like "Time for me to take my 'Birth Control!'"

Warning: Weight gain may occur, especially around your midsection. This is normal.

The Birth Control Gum is a fun gag gift for your friends who are trying to get pregnant.

Sorry, but this product has been discontinued.

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Birth Control Gum

  • 8 gum pieces
  • Box printed "Miracle Birth Control Gum"
  • Box size: 2-1/2" x 1-1/2" x 1/4" (6 cm x 3.5 cm x 0.5 cm)
  • This is a novelty product. No claims are intended, mmkay?
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