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  • Springfield Sexual Addiction Center
    From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days. Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998
  • Shecky The Clown
    Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions. Don't forget Shecky's dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it. 
  • Electrolysis Is Us
    The first name in unwanted hair removal. Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas
  • Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology
    Turn your head and cough, 301 South Main (please use rear entrance)
  • Van Nuys Center for Cosmetic Surgery
    Specializing in difficult gender reassignments
  • Verdant Fields Nudiest Camp
    Get in touch with your OUTER self! Enjoy ping pong, volleyball and our famous bottomless buffet
  • Stuffed with Love Taxidermy
    No pet too small - give us a call! (ask about our goldfish and turtle discount)
  • Howie's House of Hair
    From barely there to awesome hair in just one hour
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  • Set of 8 pens
  • Each pen screenprinted with ... um, subversive yet hilariously funny fictitious businesses
  • A perfect ice breaker
  • Concept by Tabitha White of Card Jackers
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