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• Springfield Sexual Addiction Center
  From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days. Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998
• Shecky The Clown
  Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions. Don't forget Shecky's dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it. 
• Electrolysis Is Us
  The first name in unwanted hair removal. Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas
• Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology
  Turn your head and cough, 301 South Main (please use rear entrance)
• Van Nuys Center for Cosmetic Surgery
  Specializing in difficult gender reassignments
• Verdant Fields Nudiest Camp
  Get in touch with your OUTER self! Enjoy ping pong, volleyball and our famous bottomless buffet
• Stuffed with Love Taxidermy
  No pet too small - give us a call! (ask about our goldfish and turtle discount)
• Howie's House of Hair
  From barely there to awesome hair in just one hour