Chlamydia

Chlamydia is the most common STD in the world. Over 2.3 million people in the US have the disease.

Now you too can have Chlamydia without participating in unprotected sexual activities and without those bothersome symptoms, including white discharge from the penis, pain while urinating and major reproductive problems.

You might want to remember not to kill this little fuzzball with a massive dose of antibiotics.