Erase Your Past Tea - Guaranteed to bury your past so deep, not even your shrink will find it
Are there things you've done in the past that still make you cringe? Our orange-scented Oolong tea won't erase bad tattoos or life's physical scars, but the well-known cleansing properties of our tea will definitely start to sweep out the deep recesses of your minds.
So live in the present and forget the past with the "Erase Your Past Tea."