Gentle Bowling Ball

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Believe it or not, bowling balls are the nymphomaniacs of the sports world with really low standards. If you can spare me a moment, I'll explain. Any fat, drunk, greasy, scruffy lookin', stankin' dude can stick his sausage fingers in their dirty, unsanitary, potato chip greased holes. They don't care if it's in the alley or the gutter. And if their luck strikes right, they'll split the evening with more than one person. It's just the way they roll.
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