Germ Wrangler (Science!)

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Hypothesis: The rapidly fluctuating velocity provided by ciliate locomotion could provide significant riding and wrangling challenges. This assumes of course subject paramecium could be properly enlarged or researcher scaled down.

Result: Potential for impressing the opposite sex was radically underestimated.

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