More commonly referred to as gonorrhea, the clap is the second most common STD in the world. The disease affects the genitals, rectum, throat and the eyes. Many people experience no symptoms, particularly men. Women may experience symptoms including, vaginal discharge, difficulty urinating, bleeding after intercourse and projectile urination.
Fortunately, this little guy comes without symptoms and he won’t pass on to your friends. In fact, if you want to give your friends a Giant Clap Microbe, you’ll need to buy an extra one because these little ones don’t replicate like their real-life counterparts.