A Must For Hipsters!

This ironic mustache completes your hipster ensemble of tousled hair, tight black jeans and the air of bored superiority.

Can't grow a mustache? Need one for that 10PM vinyl records release party of your favorite alternative band? This Hipster Mustache instant mustache is for you! After all, you can't be an uber-hipster without a mustache.

How to look like a hipster

  1. Make sure your hair is tousled and unkempt
  2. Wear sunglasses that are either really big, really ugly, or both
  3. Carry a dirty messenger bag that's big enough to fit vinyl records (for your collection)
  4. Always wear a scarf
  5. Only buy clothes that are uncomfortably small and/or tight
  6. Get rid of your earbuds and use giant, oversized headphones
  7. Project an air of bored superiority
  8. Hold a can of cheap beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other
  9. Ride a bike everywhere
  10. Grow a real mustache or wear this fake one (applies to both guys and girls)
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Hipster Mustache

  • Lifelike synthetic mustache with adhesive backing
  • Fits most upper lips
  • Size: 3-3/4" x 1-3/4" x 1/4" (8 cm x 3 cm x 0.5 cm)
  • Essential for any authentic hipster ensemble


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