This ironic mustache completes your hipster ensemble of tousled hair, tight black jeans and the air of bored superiority.
Can't grow a mustache? Need one for that 10PM vinyl records release party of your favorite alternative band? This Hipster Mustache instant mustache is for you! After all, you can't be an uber-hipster without a mustache.
How to look like a hipster
Make sure your hair is tousled and unkempt
Wear sunglasses that are either really big, really ugly, or both
Carry a dirty messenger bag that's big enough to fit vinyl records (for your collection)
Always wear a scarf
Only buy clothes that are uncomfortably small and/or tight
Get rid of your earbuds and use giant, oversized headphones
Project an air of bored superiority
Hold a can of cheap beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other
Ride a bike everywhere
Grow a real mustache or wear this fake one (applies to both guys and girls)
