I Survived The Mayan Apocalypse
Hooray! No Doomsday! Take that, Long count Mayan calendar*! Celebrate your continued survival on Earth with this "I Survived the Mayan Apocalypse" T-Shirt
*1. Yes, we know that's the Aztec Calendar. Don't ruin the joke for other people, please! Just be glad you survived the Apocalypse, mmkay?
*2. Yes, we also know that it's "Maya Apocalypse" as Mayan only refers to the language. See #1 about not ruining the joke for everyone else and for being happy that you survived.