Monty Pytron

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The black knight may look a bit different with a glowing blue neon light racing across his bodysuit, but he’s still the same old blowhard he was in the Middle Ages.

 

He may lose a limb in a tragic glowing Frisbee accident, get zapped by a security program, or find himself missing two legs when a ride on a cycle of light goes horribly wrong, but he considers these wounds but a glitch, and he has had worse.

 

Want to get past this space age guardian of network bridges? Wait for his pixels to finish bleeding out.

Sale Price: $24.95
 
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