Quotes of a Burglar by Tom Trager

Their diminutive size, hairy feet and lazy nature make them seem like total pushovers, but if you listen closely to what a Halfling has to say you’ll hear some wise words come out of their little mouths in between puffs of pipe-weed.

 

Halflings know a lot about fine food and drink, gardening, books and their favorite pastime- burgling.

 

They have turned burgling into an artform, and without their burglar skills the denizens of middle earth would have gone up in a puff of dragon smoke, or had their lives destroyed by marauding bands of orcs.

 

Listen to the wise words of a Halfling and they’ll never steer you wrong!


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