Don't let bad drivers get you down.  Get the Stormtrooper Talking Dashboard Driver from the NeatoShop.  He will tell all those people to, "move along."

This adorable little guy also says:

  • "Open the blast doors."
  • "Let me see your identification."
  • "There's one, set for stun."
  • "You can go about your business."
  • "Look sir, droids."
  • "Stop that ship, blast them."
  • "Close the blast doors."
  • "The Death Star plans are not in the main computer."
  • "Move along."
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Stormtrooper - Talking Dashboard Driver

  • Talking figurine of Stormtrooper from Star Wars
  • Includes tape for mounting on your dashboard
  • Also perfect for your desk
  • Voice effects activate from the motion of your car or at the press of a button
  • Size: 3" x 5-1/2" x 2" (7.5 cm x 14 cm x 5 cm)
  • Requires 2 AAA battery (included)
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