Superhero Tan Lines by Mike Jacobsen - Get free worldwide shipping today!
Superheroes find wearing masks and preserving their secret identities preferable to letting people marvel at their good looks and letting the paparazzi take their picture.
Without masks superheroes would be subject to stalking, public humiliation and they’d make easy targets for villainous revenge plots. So what’s the downside of always having to wear a mask?
Tan lines, that’s what, and those obviously mask created lines on your face make it pretty hard to conceal the fact that you’re the guy who’s been going around town shooting supercharged arrows at the bad guys.