You can make your turtles transform with a mutagen, radiation or drugs, or you can let evolution do its work like it does on the Galapagos Islands.
There dinosaurs become birds and take flight, fish go for a stroll on the shore, and turtles learn to kick shell with some seriously powerful martial arts.
Darwin believes in rewarding progress, and he discovered that pizza was a serious motivator for turtle ninja training, so he built up their skills slice by slice.
They may be slow and lumbering, but if they land one of their cowabunga kicks their foot will make your jaw bones splinter.
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