George Washington Founding Pirate Father by Mudge - Get free worldwide shipping today!

What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", let's say that Little George Washington decides to lie and he lies BIG.


So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets.


Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.

More Sizes: 3XL-6XL
T-Shirt Info & Size ChartLadies Fit T-Shirt Info & Size ChartRingspun T-Shirt Info & Size ChartPoster Info & Size ChartCanvas Print Info & Size ChartSticker Set Info & Size ChartMagnet Set Info & Size ChartWall Decals Info & Size ChartOversized T-Shirt Info & Size ChartKids T-Shirt Info & Size ChartToddler T-Shirt Info & Size ChartBaby Snapsuit Info & Size ChartSweatshirt Info & Size ChartHoodies - Front Print Info & Size ChartHoodies - Back Print Info & Size ChartLong-Sleeved T-Shirt Info & Size ChartiPhone 4 Case Info & Size ChartiPhone 5 Case Info & Size ChartiPhone 5C Case Info & Size ChartiPhone 6 Case Info & Size ChartiPhone 6 Plus Case Info & Size ChartGalaxy S3 Case Info & Size ChartGalaxy S4 Case Info & Size ChartGalaxy S5 Case Info & Size Chart
or add to wish list
Added to Cart!
We ship worldwide. Get free shipping today!

Everything you buy is guaranteed. If you're
not completely happy, we'll give you a
hassle-free refund.