Grow A Boyfriend - Just add water for the perfect man!

Psst, want a boyfriend who never snores, never argue back, and always agree with you? Plus, he expands 600% original size ... For the price and the laughs, you can't beat this Grow A Boyfriend novelty toy.

Get one for Valentine's Day gifts for that special someone.


1. Put your boyfriend in a jar or container full of clean water at room temperature to watch it start growing

2. Please note that the water temperature should be between 59-95 °F or 15-35 °C

3. Do not expect instant results as it takes up to 72 hours to fully expand

4. Take it out of the water to watch it shrink back to its original size

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  • Expands 600% of original size in water
  • Non-toxic (but do not swallow, mmkay?)
  • Shrinks back to original size when taken out of water
  • Assorted color
  • Warning: Choking Hazard - Small parts, not for children under 3 years
  • See also: Grow A Girlfriend
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