Grow A Girlfriend - Just add water for the perfect woman!

Psst, want a girlfriend without the pesky dating, silly questions, nagging, jewelry and - gasp - mother-in-laws? With Grow A Girlfriend novelty toy, all you have to do is add water!

Get one for a Valentine's Day gift for that special someone.


1. Put your girlfriend in a jar or container full of clean water at room temperature to watch it start growing

2. Please note that the water temperature should be between 59-95 °F or 15-35 °C

3. Do not expect instant results as it takes up to 72 hours to fully expand

4. Take it out of the water to watch it shrink back to its original size

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  • Expands 600% of original size in water
  • Non-toxic (but do not swallow, mmkay?)
  • Shrinks back to original size when taken out of water
  • Assorted color
  • Warning: Choking Hazard - Small parts, not for children under 3 years
  • See also: Grow A Boyfriend
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