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Why are tourists always trying to take a piece of whatever planet they’re visiting home with them?
It’s like they feel entitled to a piece of the place just because they decided to visit, but they should know better than to act so greedy, or friendly planets will start adopting strict “No Tourists Wearing Spacesuits Allowed” policies.
You can’t take it with you when you go, no matter how big the backpack, so stop acting ugly while you’re on vacation and keep those spacewalks classy!