Tired of your dead end job? Looking for an exciting career full of beakers, Bunsen burners and lab coats? Become a scientist and your life will become an adventure in discovery and experimentation.
As a scientist you’ll be able to study stuff too small for the naked eye, name your discovery after yourself, work on your free weekends for an incredibly low salary, and be a part of the awesomeness that is SCIENCE!
Disregard all the bad stuff, think of all the good things you’ll see, like particles, space stuff and other scientists’ theories which you can then debunk or steal for your own, just like a scientific spy! So c’mon, become a scientist because science needs you!