Bettermen's Autobodies Handymen by Olipop

Where once a mild mannered man of average stature stood a new man, a betterman, stands to show the world what is possible with a little help from science.


Bettermen’s Autobodies are just the thing to grant you eternal life while making you something for people to marvel at. Your friends will wonder “Is he man, or is he machine?”, and only you will know the truth- thanks to one simple procedure you’re now both man and machine, a modern marvel that only Columbian ingenuity could have created.


Don’t trust your bio to just any chop shop, choose Bettermen’s and avoid a shock to the system!



(300 characters remaining)
USA gift recipients will not see prices.

or add to wish list
Added to Cart!
Only $84.05 away from free shipping!

Printed with in Oregon, USA