Behold: the official badge of “I did my best and my best was feral.” This vintage-style emblem stars a completely unhinged screaming possum, framed by bold “Certified Chaos” text like it’s some kind of achievement unlocked. Ideal for night owls, anxious introverts, goblin-mode enthusiasts, and anyone whose life motto is basically “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m loud about it.”
Sale Price: $24.95