Chemical Romance

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Chemical Romance by Wirdou

When Clarence met Nancy it was like they’d met somewhere before, and their love affair came on strong and fast, like a chemical bond formed on a molecular level.


Their chemical romance would change the world by making life more delicious, and soon everybody was sharing in their joy by sprinkling NaCl all over their food.


Soon the salty tears began to flow, as passions ran high and their bond was tested by their first fight, but like true soulmates Nancy and Clarence stayed together, and kept sharing their particular brand of flavor enhancement with the world.

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