The Lord works in mysterious ways, so if He can't make you skinny, the least you could do is ask Him to make your friends fat!


  • Preshrunk and darned comfy!
  • Text: "Dear Lord, If You Can't Make Me Skinny, Please Make My Friends Fat!"
  • Fit: T-Shirt (unisex), Ladies Fit
  • Sizes: S, M, L, XL and 2XL
    Note: Ladies fit shirts run very small, please see our T-shirt size chart
  • Suggested color: Crimson red



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