Cringe no more when someone said they'll give you a fruit cake, because they might just mean these awesome Fruit Cake Socks from Gumball Poodle.
Why, these socks are so neat that no longer shall we call fruit cake as an insult. Instead, we will own the term and wear it with the sturdy pride of the once-dreaded dessert by sporting these socks. And if all else fails, we can just soak ourselves in rum and brandy just like a good old fashioned fruit cake.
Tube socks with big text: "Fruit" on one leg and "Cake" on the other with red and green polka-dot design