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Full Metal Flesh Wound - COME ON YA PANSY! by thedarkcloak

Holy Grail and Full Metal Jacket mashed up and parodied into a fine jam.

And now, for something completely different:

Sir Black Knight: None shall pass.

King Arthur: What?

Sir Black Knight: NONE SHALL PASS!

King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight. But I must cross this bridge.

Sir Black Knight: Then you shall die. LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!!!

King Arthur: Sir?

Sir Black Knight: Your war face. AAAAAAAAAAAAH! That’s a war face, now let me see your war face.

King Arthur: Aaaaaah?!

Sir Black Knight: Bollocks, you didn’t convince me. Let me see your real war


Sir Black Knight: I move for no man.

King Arthur: So be it!
(they fight and Arthur chops the Black Knight’s arm off CHOP!)
Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!

Sir Black Knight: ’Tis but a scratch!

King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm’s off!

Sir Black Knight: No it isn’t!

King Arthur: Well, what’s that then?

Sir Black Knight: I’ve had worse.

King Arthur: You liar!

Sir Black Knight: COME ON, YA PANSY!


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