I spent three decades perfecting this design. My commitment to this ruined all 5 of my marriages and has left me financially and emotionally bankrupt. All 37 of my children hate me because they think I love this tshirt design more than them, and they are right. No Human can compare to the perfection of this shirt. Only after committing my soul to The Darklord Lucifer and drinking the blood of six virgin unicorns was I able to complete it.