Mechanical Rat Pizza & Child Casino

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Mechanical Rat Pizza & Child Casino by Pufahl

Mechanical Rat Pizza and Child Casino is an American prepubescent gambling entertainment center and restaurant pizza chain founded in 2015 by Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli. Headquartered in Lubbock, Texas, each location features games of chance, smoking cocktail waitresses, and nightmare fuel character stage shows in addition to serving stale pizza and other food like items; former mainstays included ball pits, crawl tubes, and strange toddlers wiping their snot on your pants.

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