The Slut Pineapple shirt is a gift, with its cheekiness and the way that it has the demonstrated power to spark conversation. Is the pineapple a slut or is the wearer a slut for pineapples? It has the potential to be the blue dress/yellow dress of 2019 and the answer says a lot about you.
If you think the pineapple is a slut, well, it’s a bit of a conflict. Maybe you’re the kind who can open your mind to the possibility that despite their hard and spiky exterior and their lack of sentience, that pineapples are open for a good time and willing to advertise it. But maybe also you’re dealing with some sexual repression