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Sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams by NeoSquirrel Productions
It's not easy when you're trying to bend the world to your will, cooped up in an underground bunker or an abandoned warehouse down by the docks with scores of henchmen. You need to get away, stretch your legs, open your one good eye to something wonderful. Enter lairbnb. We help you find a secret enclave away from the prying eyes of tourists, democracies and secret agents. How does a lightly-used moonbase sound? Maybe an ice hotel in the Antarctic, or even a dormant volcano base with launchpads for ten rockets and tram system? Before you let your furious anger and tyrannical nature rule the world, let your cares fly away.
Lairbnb. Hench. Hide. Scheme.

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