They came straight from the sewer with a shout of cowabunga a taste for human flesh, wait what?! These aren’t those sewer surfing, wisecracking shellheads named after the Old Masters, are they?
These guys look all gross and slimy, and they’d rather chew on people than slices of pizza.
Something is horribly wrong with those heroes in a half shell, and even the local ninja clan won’t set foot anywhere near those rotten reptiles.
The 90s are back from the dead, and those little radical mutants really haven’t aged well!