Peter the polar bear had been all over the world, and he’d had the occasion to spend time with all sorts of gals, some fairer than others, but the night he’d spent with a green gummy candy had completely slipped his mind- until she showed up with their gummy bear offspring.
Peter had always regretted that night he spent in Candyland, getting drunk on maple syrup and eating his weight in licorice trees, but as it turns out he had more to regret than simple debauchery- he was a daddy, and his son was both edible and delicious.
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