Too Slow II

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Too Slow II by Mike Jacobsen

It’s really hard to run in the desert, especially when you keep coming across fang lined pits and pools of quicksand, but nothing gets you running for your life faster than a giant tank treaded battle crawler bearing down on your skinny, swaddled frame.


The worst part about being squished by a giant, slow rolling sand tank is the fact that little robed figures with glowing red eyes come out of the woodwork just to laugh at your misfortune, and steal all your cool tech toys.


And since it’s virtually impossible to tell one sand person apart from another nobody will even notice when you’re gone!

Sale Price: $24.95


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