Where's Clark? by Mike Jacobsen - Get free worldwide shipping today!

A super-powered alien who flies around a teeming metropolis sporting a classic spit curl hairstyle and red-and-blue caped costume tends to draw a lot of attention, which is why it’s important for him to maintain a secret identity.


But you gotta put a little bit more effort into it there “Clark”, because simply throwing on a suit and a pair of glasses won’t conceal your extraterrestrial origin for long, which is why you shouldn’t go basing the effectiveness of your disguise on your adoptive parents.


Those two country bumpkins are so nearsighted they couldn’t tell a news reporter named Kent from an Elvis Presley!

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