Can't Sleep

That prissy little princess loved to complain about any little lump in her mattress, but what about if the tables were turned? Would a pea be able to sleep with a princess underneath him?

Turns out the pea could sleep through most anything, including the anguished murmurs of a princess as she flailed about and took her last breath.

Guess it doesn’t pay to be too prissy in the end, and this whole fairy tale gone wrong scenario proves that if your princess is having trouble falling asleep it’s probably because she’s got a lot on her mind, and not because some lazy pea is catching some z’s under her mattress!