Welcome to the NeatoShop - The Neatest Stuff on Earth

Howdy! You've come to the right place for the geekiest, weirdest, and most wonderful stuff on the web. We stock over 7,000 items in our Southern California warehouse for fast USA and international deliveries. There are tons of new stuff added weekly, along with old favorites. Be sure to check out our Funny T-Shirts, Science T-Shirts, Zombie Shop, and Gifts for Geeks!

Here is some of the neatest stuff we've got - go on, take a looksie!

Zombie Bird Feeder $49.95	Zombie Mount Rushmore - Letter and Key Holder $24.95	Pickle Keychain $9.95	Spooky Corks - Wine Bottle Stoppers (Set of 3) $24.95
You Might Be a Republican - Hand Sanitizer $8.95	Bacon Letter Opener $9.95	You Might Be a Democrat - Hand Sanitizer $8.95

We're collaborating with Zach Manchester of Odd Art Fabrications, Mike Jacobsen, Adam Koford and more of your favorite artists to bring you exclusive items you'll only find on the NeatoShop. Shop and support indie artists!

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Do Math Not Meth T-shirt - $14.95

Zombie Body Parts - Tote Bag $15.95

Frodo Kiss - Salt & Pepper Shakers $14.95

Golden Skull - Foam Prop $24.95

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The Ocarina of Time Travel T-shirt - $14.95

Higgs Boson Watch $39.95

Narwhal - Finger Puppet $1.45

Duck LED Flashlight and Keychain $1.95

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Frodo Kiss - Salt & Pepper Shakers $14.95

Daddy's Little Cylon - Baby Snapsuit $17.95

Brian Griffin - Family Guy Plush Backpack Clip $5.95

Do Math Not Meth T-shirt - $14.95

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Cookie Monster - Sesame Street Furry Laplander Hat $16.95

Hello Kitty Black Backpack with Pink Face and Ears $39.95

Animal Pen - Owl $4.95

Black Satin Veronica Half Apron $49.95

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Zombama T-shirt - $19.95

Zombie Body Parts - Tote Bag $15.95

Zombie Outbreak Response Team T-shirt - $14.95

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Sizzlin' Chicken T-shirt - $14.95

Wolf Web T-shirt - $14.95

I Washed My hands for This? - B&W T-shirt - $14.95

Little Girls Are Made Of ... T-shirt - $14.95

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Block Crayon - Farm Color & Stow $29.95

Pacifist $8.95

Fireman - Hooded Towel $34.95

Hello Kitty Black Backpack with Pink Face and Ears $39.95

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Doctor Who	Hello Kitty & Sanrio	Star Trek	Star Wars
The Nightmare Before Christmas	The Wizard of Oz	Mario	Monty Python

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